I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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