im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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