How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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