Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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