Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize
