Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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