brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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