New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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