do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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