At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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