He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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