I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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