glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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