just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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