week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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