I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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