there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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