Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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