So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I fill condoms, not promises.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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