He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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