Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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