And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
