all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I am mentally ready for anal.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
