You really coming over, don't trick.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
