i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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