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(712): View more from Iowa

You should dream of me :)

(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm going to dream of single life.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

happy early fathers day!!!

(829): View more from Dominican Rep

im not a father

(843): View more from South Carolina

about that...

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(201): View more from New Jersey

it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships

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(314): View more from Missouri

I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.

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(540): View more from Virginia

you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"

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(253): View more from Washington

Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/

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