So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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