dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Welp...herpes.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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