Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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