whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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