You're my little dorito
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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