Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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