Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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