I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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