This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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