i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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