he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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