marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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