honey bunches of taint.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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