Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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