He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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