"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Randomize
