I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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