Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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