doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I can't turn off my feet"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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