u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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