Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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