well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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