At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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