I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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