You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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