So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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