just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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