I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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