Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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